hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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