I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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