Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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