Dual....:-)
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
