What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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