At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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