we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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