i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We left the knife in your bed.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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