True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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