it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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