He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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