my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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