what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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