What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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