Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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