Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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