TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
