So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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