totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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