I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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