You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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