i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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