Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Quick, to the slutcave!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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