seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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