how hairy? two words: wookie tits
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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