Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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