i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
