I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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