ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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