I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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