so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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