i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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