so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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