Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
