Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
