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(214): View more from Texas

Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house

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(507): View more from Minnesota

2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest

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(315): View more from New York

We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.

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(614): View more from Ohio

He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.

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