I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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