he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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