I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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