i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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