Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
