talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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