Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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