drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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