even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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