We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize