he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
either way he was missing a nipple.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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