U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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