doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Do plants get herpes?
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