I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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