i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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