apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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